May 31, 2011 | Short Order
In Tekkie Times, Delicious Sex Is More Desperately Needed


Great Sex requires art, compassion, wit, technique and a touch of perversity. Click here to buy now from Amazon


         Launching my candid, explicit, funny and surprisingly practical 1986 erotic classic “Delicious Sex” in a 25th Anniversary Edition as an Ebook last week reminded me of different times. I had been so sure this playful 1986 guide with menus, recipes and sexual fantasy chits to cut out and pass around would be a best seller, like my 1976 novel, “Blue Skies, No Candy.” I was boldly sharing the seduction insights I’d gathered in a decade of being single and grownup in the golden age between the pill and the plague. I thought I was inspiringly inclusive and amusing too, in chapters like “Feeling Good in Your Bedroom,” “60 Ways to Turn Him/Her On,” “Verbal Foreplay,” “Fork Play,” “Floor Play,” “Ford Play,” “Fur Play” and “Fjord Play.”


         Try some verbal foreplay to see what I mean. Say these in a slow, insinuating voice – Lauren Bacall or Eartha Kitt would be perfect.

skin
peach
chocolate
carnal
mouth
musk
hunger
vixen
mango
spicy
inside
voluptuous
wet
succulent
radiant
wanton
violet
silken
body heat
rush
Maserati
incalescence
asterisk*
sultry
sticky
indigo
electric blanket


         But by the time Delicious Sex came to print, AIDS was threatening to go full-blown in the heterosexual population. Cautiously, my publisher wrapped the book in pink and pearls. The ads looked like a pitch for hair-growth tonic. True, self-documented sexual adventurers like Craig Claiborne of The NYTimes called it “one of the most amusing, serious and outrageously humorous books on the subject of sex I’ve ever read.” Still I felt it never really had its chance.

        Now Delicious Sex is back for just $4.99 a download on Amazon and Barnes & Noble, with the original illustrations by Dave Calver and a delightful new cover by Diane Velletri. In this cool new era when both men and women come to bed in t-shirts with their notebooks and cell phones, “Delicious Sex” seems more needed than ever. And it’s never been more delicious.

Click here to download it now from Amazon. Barnes & Noble.

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